dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via surprisebitch)

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via pizza)

shuckl:

primatis:

His name is Fry


shuckl:

primatis:

His name is Fry


shuckl:

primatis:

His name is Fry

ughwhatwhy:

get into the habit of not assuming a person’s gender

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

surprisebitch:


Demi Lovato in her music video for Really Don’t Care

massive respect for her ♥
surprisebitch:


Demi Lovato in her music video for Really Don’t Care

massive respect for her ♥

surprisebitch:

Demi Lovato in her music video for Really Don’t Care

massive respect for her ♥

(via surprisebitch)

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

image

(via onlylolgifs)

ririmon:

gdi magikarp